<<Titel: I Am an Apple Newton (loud) [[svox ralp; emph -; pmod +5; pbas +5;volm 1.0 ]] >>
[[svox ralp; emph -; pmod +5; pbas +5;volm 1.0 ]] Hell-o, [[pmod -3; pbas -3]] I'm an [[emph +]] apple [[emph +]] newton message [[emph -]] pad twenty one hundred [[slnc 500; pmod +1; pbas +1]] I am [[emph +]] not neww. [[pmod -1; pbas -1]] I was  disscontinued in nineteen ninety seven. There is [[emph +]] still speculation as to why that [[emph +]] happened . [[slnc 500; pmod +1; pbas +1]] Among some of my innovative [[emph +]] features are thee [[emph -]]  uhbiluh-tee too use [[emph +]] ether-net, [[pmod -1; pbas -1]] uh [[emph +]] moadem, inn fra [[emph +]] red, video [[emph +]] out too television , and too [[emph +]] record and play back [[emph +]] sound. With [[emph +]] these features I can make [[emph +]] power-point presentations, send [[emph +]] faxes, [[emph +]] tell net, print [[emph +]] wirelessly too over [[emph +]] three hundred printers, play [[emph +]] music, [[emph +]] reed and send [[emph +]] ee mail, surf thee [[emph +]] internet, and serve [[emph +]] web pages!
[[slnc z00; pmod +1; pbas +1]] Not to mention my [[emph +]] hand [[emph -]] writing recognition, [[pmod -1; pbas -1]] which is regarded by many too be the [[emph +]] best on the market, since I can learn to [[emph +]] recognize each user's [[emph +]] individual style. [[slnc 500; pmod +1; pbas +1]] I can run [[emph +]] circles around [[emph +]] any Palm Pilot, and [[amph +]] can whip any Visor. [[slnc 600; pmod -1; pbas -1]] Plus, [[slnc 200]] I'm [[slnc 50]] just [[slnc 50]] plain [[emph ++]] cool. [[slnc z00;]] Especially when I [[emph +]] reed to you. The end.